Larva
This page is all about the awards that the site received. Well, I think the award page itself deserves 2 awards: one for the design, which is really awful, and one for the english translation:
Welcomely on the AWARD page.
The lenders quite cordial thanks and us a stimulus is to be!
Figgy, the awesome red-lored amazon parrot who owns LORO EXPRESS, is happy
to present you with the Figgy Award of Web Excellence.
(...) We are pleased you the Great PAGE Award to present! The decision fell on the basis
of Design/idea/organization and Spezialefekten. They locked note of 5.00 with
one entirely! Whereby 1 = badly lasts and the 6 = Top.
Special effects on this site ? Sure that all those flashy GIFs look like some Hollywood action movies. But we are not here to judge the design, only to analyze the linguistic content.
With an average of over 4.00 you take section
automatically at drawing by lots of the Award the week! We require to you
you as better cut off also there.
This site is one OF the few
law enforcement sites on the WWW that trulycommunicates to the more viewer
the great deal OF time and EFF place PUT intoits creation. Its more clever
use OF both graphics and content, larva it aneasy decision to give it the
award.
No explanation where this larva comes from. An idea anyone ?
Once again, congratulations, and more remember, STAY ALERT, STAY ALIVE!
The gold Tin Award Augie Caamano
Congratulations!
You have the Beulen.com Award win it (Tanja and Arno) may you now the thing
on the homepage stick.
alea jacta est -or so similarly
The cubes are please, or better, you won the Family Award. The jury
(PC course of the Kath. Betriebsseelsorge) congratulates.
Congratulations!!! You won Award in silver with your homepage mine! I will enter
you as rapidly as possible into my winner list!
Rear one,
I was even on your page and decided, that you earned the 3 star-like Award.
Not the first time that we meet Rear one in those bloopers...
An other page on the same site, equally ugly and full of banners, contains this funny expression:
" to lake much, much more OF our computers artistry, go here ".
Strangely, maybe due to a double translation english-german-english, "to see" became to lake ("See" means "lake" in German).
(...) Visit the following pages! They will not repent it
