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- Original site: not available anymore [13-Nov-2002]
Share a mustache
Well, english-language bloopers were always harder to find. Understandably so, as more people can speak at least a little English than French or German. Fortunately for us, the rise of China not only puts pressure on available natural resources but also provides us with fresh web bloopers. A good oportunity to replace the former entry #13, which I had to remove a long time ago.
So here we have a Chinese Health Quiz. A website gathering all kind of health-related issues, each with an appropriate answer.
For us, maybe the quiz is in understanding the questions and the answers. Judge by yourselves, here is a first question:
Fear
Last month is 19 menstruation that come, date and 30 husband ML, from 10
to now the leg always is soft soft, without effort, still strand especially
sometimes, he begins to have take TT, shot later
And another one, about... birdshit! It is health-related, categorized under Pychological:
I go on the street to be broken on the head by birds' droppings, I am too hapless
There just is electrical wiring on the head, the bird is in on electrical wiring, I did not stop to go all the time again. Unexpectedly so mildew! Mean so excuse me want to have bad luck? ? ? ?
Feel free to click around, there are tons of absurd queries and advices everywhere. I like that one about sharing a mustache (to be found here), even though I cannot figure out what the real problem is:
Why mustache chairman becomes moustache
Have method to also grow moustache philtrum share a mustache, the feeling leaves moustache to be blamed quite
This belongs transmissibility shape to pull, bring inside gene, change what do not drop basically. You it it is
good that shave is dropped.
The doctor's answer is:
Actually I also have similar problem, mustache A does not grow among my chin, with my pa, both sides is
long. The step that myself takes often is blown namely, because have kind of view,be the hair outside
any body it is to blow longer more, knowing now is psychological action, I feel to there also is bit of
beard among chin
Finally, under Chinese medecine, here is a math problem. Can you solve it without looking at the solution (don't cheat!). Can you solve it after having read the solution ?
A interesting maths is inscribed
[Problem:] Have 12 bag, there are 12 coins in every bag, having among them is false coin in a bag,
true money every 5 grams, every false 4 grams, one measure can be weighed out is how many gram,
should weighing out where bag now is false coin, how to say? (bag is OK number, coin can be taken
out at will
[Solution:] 12 bag are ordinal number, make up 1 bag to take out a coin, 2 take out 2, ordinal
analogize, take out 12 coin, if be true academic weight completely,be 60 grams, if be overcome
less,weigh out real weight false coin is in a bag, ordinal analogize
