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Ecrabouillé
I am not familiar with that... I think this report relates a wargame or something like that:
One half-time too far...
One afternoon, some share on the stage of training of winter of Green Skin:
Bill - Hello dear listeners, hello Jim...
Jim - Hello Bill, we will attend a meeting opposing the reserve of the team of the Goblins
of Cranfart to a team sponsored by Green Skin: " Hainious Grubbs Snotling' S "...
Bill - Hé well, completely Jim, of the large spectacle in
prospect, 10 gob taken along by Bolgrot and his/her two little brothers...
(...) Bill - But which see I re-entering on the ground to the head of the snotling team, the
Mountain, the Titanic one, triple " Most Valuable Player of the Year "... I named Morg' N Thorg...
Bill - It is well him Jim, stop gripping me... I understand that Bolgrot did not come only but
will hold counters the best destructor of all times?
Jim - Trêve of philosophical questions Bill, the teams are on the ground, I count eleven players
at the gobs and a little bit more at the snots...
Bill - Indeed, the whole team succeeded in penetrating on the ground... But here is the balloon
which rises in the airs and which rebounds in half of ground gob...
Jim - Immediately a goblin enivré with the mushrooms hallucinogens starts to turn with its ball,
it passes between two piles of snot... and comes to strike a third of it...
Bill - It is a strike Jim... 1 snot KB, 1 died and the goblin strangled with its chain...
Well, even if it were written in perfect english, I guess I would not understand much better what is happening...
Jim - a match which promises quite beautiful actions, Bill...
Bill - is with the turn of the snots to take the initiative, a pile of 7 snots tries to hustle a troll...
Jim - It is scandalous Bill, one should prohibit with the piles snot to break down on the players
of the unfavourable teams, it is Bô Jeu which suffers under these conditions and when Bô Jeu
suffers it is a little the spirit of Blood Bowl which disappears...
Bill - Euh, in fact Jim, it is the troll who suffers, which disappears from the play and which
is evacuated with 3 snots additional.
Jim - the action becomes confused, the snotlings spring top of the piles which break down the ones
after the others...
Not only the action becomes confused!
Bill-... Not without Jim losses, not without losses...
Jim Bill, I believe that it is a tactic developed by the coach of Green Skin to prevent the
unfavourable progression...
Bill-to which the number starts to be reduced under the blows of Morg.
Jim I believe that Bolgrot has just found the solution by dispatching the carrier of the balloon
towards the in-goal snot...
(...) Jim... It is true that must be upsetting to take a snots in the eye. But look at Bill,
11 snotlings viennent to pile up in first line, they will try to catch the
balloon in flight... Bill - Hé well I believe that they missed...
Jim... Nothing astonishing with that Bill, nothing astonishing with that...
Bill- Morg has just fixed as a return on the ground a superb slap to the second troll who joined his
brother, while the large pile snots sends she also the goblin in first line on the large bank of key
section écrabouillé.
Oops, écrabouillé has been forgotten by the translation software.
Jim - Bill, second surprised day, a snot succeeded in seizing the balloon...
Bill-... a Jim awkwardness, an awkwardness... Besides Jim 8 snotlings comes to be bound around him
for the congratuler or to prick its ball to him...
Bill- I do not know Jim, with his small animals one never knows...
Jim Bill Attention, three goblins benefitted from their small size (!!!) to subtilize the balloon
with the snots...
Bill- It is true that in the fray, I have evil to distinguish what really occurs between " large "
the snotlings and " small " the gobs...
Jim... Or the Bill reverse, do not forget, or the reverse...
Bill - Morg has just realized escape gob, the carrier of the balloon is now with 3 boxes of the
in-goal and out of reach snots...
